Miggodlag Disstarplam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced goose.

Miggodlag Disstarplam created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miggodlag Disstarplam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Miggodlag Disstarplam, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Miggodlag Disstarplam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Miggodlag Disstarplam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck orange.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Miggodlag Disstarplam in the centre of the settlement.