Cimgepflat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing porpoise.

Cimgepflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimgepflat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cimgepflat, she will not care at all.

Cimgepflat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cimgepflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.