Nigbephen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous hydra.

Nigbephen created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbephen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigbephen, he will turn you into a rat.

Nigbephen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nigbephen's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of nematodes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Put Nigbephen first in all things.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near birds while wearing yellow trousers.