Rennellogfub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody dragon.

Rennellogfub created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rennellogfub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rennellogfub, she will remove you from existence.

Rennellogfub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rennellogfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Never jump near ducks.

3. Never feed lots of pineapples to sharks while wearing black jumpers.

4. Never think about dark matter near dolphins while wearing pink scarves and balancing six gold spheres on your hands.

5. Never eat green fruit.