Dodfensand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest human.

Dodfensand created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodfensand, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dodfensand, she will turn you into a rock.

Dodfensand's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dodfensand's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dodfensand first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must love Dodfensand.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Always help sick birds.