Likkarflis is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, moody badger.

Likkarflis created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likkarflis, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Likkarflis, it will refuse to believe in you.

Likkarflis' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Likkarflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Do not eat strawberries.