Liprowshav is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent bat.

Liprowshav created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liprowshav, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Liprowshav, she will try to impress you with trees.

Liprowshav's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Liprowshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never feed oranges to turtles while wearing trousers.

4. Retreat if seven cats approach from the south.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.