Gepmiglip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, stupid sheep.

Gepmiglip created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepmiglip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepmiglip, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gepmiglip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gepmiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Always obey Gepmiglip's priests.