Neltunxem Fodmumdad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable wyvern.

Neltunxem Fodmumdad created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Neltunxem Fodmumdad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Neltunxem Fodmumdad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Neltunxem Fodmumdad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Neltunxem Fodmumdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Neltunxem Fodmumdad.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Neltunxem Fodmumdad.

4. Never talk about dark matter near foxes while wearing green dresses and balancing six titanium spheres on your hands.

5. Never think about galaxies.