Fasjadgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless pig.

Fasjadgeb created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Fasjadgeb, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasjadgeb, she will strike you with lightening.

Fasjadgeb's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fasjadgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed parsnips to gulls while wearing pink skirts.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not take Fasjadgeb's name in vain.