Mingadrull is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome meerkat.

Mingadrull created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mingadrull, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mingadrull, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mingadrull's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mingadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.