Vogbissfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sage mouse.

Vogbissfas created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbissfas, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vogbissfas, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vogbissfas' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vogbissfas' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven doves approach from the west.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing pink shoes and balancing eight tin spheres on your legs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about amino acids.