Bonkwanyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud crane.

Bonkwanyarl created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkwanyarl, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonkwanyarl, it will torture you forever.

Bonkwanyarl's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bonkwanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Never talk about stars.