Mumdanlap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic hedgehog.

Mumdanlap created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumdanlap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumdanlap, she will boil you in a big pot.

Mumdanlap's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mumdanlap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine doves approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. You must pray to Mumdanlap three times a day.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.