Fatvenrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident elephant.

Fatvenrutt created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatvenrutt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fatvenrutt, she will ignore you.

Fatvenrutt's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fatvenrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.