Komnutdot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm troll.

Komnutdot created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Komnutdot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Komnutdot, it will ignore you.

Komnutdot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Komnutdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komnutdot.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Always help great tits in need.