Feb is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome chicken.

Feb created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Feb, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Feb, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Feb's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Feb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Feb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Feb loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Feb on top of important buildings.