Rilsatgess is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm deer.

Rilsatgess created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Rilsatgess, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilsatgess, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rilsatgess' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rilsatgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Put Rilsatgess first in all things.

3. Never feed cucumbers to sheep while wearing red ear rings.

4. Rilsatgess loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.