Binbankem is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fussy turtle.

Binbankem created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbankem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binbankem, it will destroy your home solar system.

Binbankem's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Binbankem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Never feed spinach to mites while wearing blue stockings.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.