Appgovfem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent wasp.

Appgovfem created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Appgovfem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Appgovfem, he will think nothing of it.

Appgovfem's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Appgovfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never feed lots of melons to squirrels while wearing indigo corsets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.