Migvanmon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unselfish skunk.

Migvanmon created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migvanmon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migvanmon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Migvanmon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Migvanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about gravity near snakes while wearing black boots and balancing four zinc spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Migvanmon.