Villitdud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish jellyfish.

Villitdud created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Villitdud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Villitdud, she will destroy your favourite star.

Villitdud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Villitdud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Villitdud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Villitdud on top of important buildings.