Cetfarfot is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, intelligent mink.

Cetfarfot created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetfarfot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cetfarfot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cetfarfot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cetfarfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cetfarfot.