Panspaglarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent bee.

Panspaglarp created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panspaglarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Panspaglarp, he will try to impress you with trees.

Panspaglarp's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Panspaglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Panspaglarp loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed lots of figs to foxes while wearing fawn boots.