Bodcubsis is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable hamster.

Bodcubsis created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodcubsis, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bodcubsis, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bodcubsis' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bodcubsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bodcubsis in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Bodcubsis on top of important buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Learn five new languages a year.