Zimbotstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing turtle.

Zimbotstip created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbotstip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zimbotstip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Zimbotstip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Zimbotstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.