Funfotmut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak sheep.

Funfotmut created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funfotmut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Funfotmut, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Funfotmut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Funfotmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near geese while wearing turquoise boots.

2. Never jump in the presence of voles.

3. Never wear purple rings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Funfotmut.