Weepakbom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous gerbil.

Weepakbom created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weepakbom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weepakbom, she will destroy your favourite star.

Weepakbom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Weepakbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away if seven goats approach from the south.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Weepakbom on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weepakbom.

5. Hide if six mites approach from the north.