Pitsabdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident crane.

Pitsabdoss created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitsabdoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pitsabdoss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pitsabdoss' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pitsabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear fawn corsets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.