Geb is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong horse.

Geb created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geb, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Geb, she will turn you into a frog.

Geb's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Geb's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Geb.

3. Geb loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing orange hats.

5. Never look in ponds.