Zimbusbell is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, flying hyena.

Zimbusbell created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbusbell, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimbusbell, he will try to impress you with trees.

Zimbusbell's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zimbusbell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Zimbusbell on top of all buildings.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing indigo tights and balancing seven nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.