Mapgessdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciless eagle.

Mapgessdiss created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapgessdiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mapgessdiss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mapgessdiss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mapgessdiss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mapgessdiss seven times a day.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

5. Do not listen to music.