Cinmonsis is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, impressive shark.

Cinmonsis created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinmonsis, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinmonsis, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cinmonsis' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cinmonsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hop in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cinmonsis must be the most important thing in your life.