Wodcudwad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective butterfly.

Wodcudwad created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodcudwad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wodcudwad, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wodcudwad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wodcudwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Put Wodcudwad first in all things.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Do not leap in public.