Saknaknil is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, uncaring parrot.

Saknaknil created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saknaknil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Saknaknil, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Saknaknil's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Saknaknil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Saknaknil on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to turtles while wearing yellow tights.

5. Do not dye your hair green.