Afrowstanwikquagminmis is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent centaur.

Afrowstanwikquagminmis created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afrowstanwikquagminmis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Afrowstanwikquagminmis, it will make you grow a tail.

Afrowstanwikquagminmis' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Afrowstanwikquagminmis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Afrowstanwikquagminmis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always obey Afrowstanwikquagminmis' priests.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not speak about apples.