Wadfubcengadbafyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying gerbil.

Wadfubcengadbafyatt created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfubcengadbafyatt, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadfubcengadbafyatt, it will be very unhappy.

Wadfubcengadbafyatt's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wadfubcengadbafyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never paint your head blue.

4. Worship no other gods but Wadfubcengadbafyatt.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.