Weedudveenbidfomtomhivlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful pigeon.

Weedudveenbidfomtomhivlarn created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Weedudveenbidfomtomhivlarn, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weedudveenbidfomtomhivlarn, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Weedudveenbidfomtomhivlarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Weedudveenbidfomtomhivlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of ducks.

2. Never feed grapes to snails while wearing dresses.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Do not shave your head.