Farnpogsab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust yak.

Farnpogsab created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Farnpogsab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farnpogsab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Farnpogsab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Farnpogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Farnpogsab loves hamsters, so they must be respected.