Bigdapquat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental hare.

Bigdapquat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bigdapquat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigdapquat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bigdapquat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bigdapquat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear red shirts.

4. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.

5. Never write about special relativity.