Bigdapquat is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental
hare.
Bigdapquat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Bigdapquat, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bigdapquat, he will throw large rocks at you.
Bigdapquat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Bigdapquat's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat spinach.
2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never wear red shirts.
4. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.
5. Never write about special relativity.