Cadkiksaw is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy giraffe.

Cadkiksaw created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadkiksaw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadkiksaw, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cadkiksaw's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cadkiksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cadkiksaw on top of all buildings.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Respect your elders.