Linflabmet is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful otter.

Linflabmet created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Linflabmet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Linflabmet, she will destroy your favourite star.

Linflabmet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Linflabmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Put Linflabmet first in all things.