Dutransand is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, able ant.

Dutransand created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutransand, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dutransand, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dutransand's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dutransand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Retreat if three swans approach from the south.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Never eat bark.