Barnlagbogcar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, flying parrot.

Barnlagbogcar created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnlagbogcar, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Barnlagbogcar, she will remove you from existence.

Barnlagbogcar's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Barnlagbogcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not speak about apples.