Narltensas is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful salamander.

Narltensas created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narltensas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Narltensas, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Narltensas' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Narltensas' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the south.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Narltensas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.