Sidkanfun Motlitrull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking hedgehog.

Sidkanfun Motlitrull created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidkanfun Motlitrull, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidkanfun Motlitrull, he will make you grow a tail.

Sidkanfun Motlitrull's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sidkanfun Motlitrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Run away if four voles approach from the north.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.