Kenvolfen is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tranquil capybara.

Kenvolfen created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenvolfen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kenvolfen, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kenvolfen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kenvolfen's Holy Commandments

1. Kenvolfen loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to great tits while wearing white coats.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kenvolfen.