Kinrutflapcimbensidbinmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive mole.

Kinrutflapcimbensidbinmid created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinrutflapcimbensidbinmid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinrutflapcimbensidbinmid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kinrutflapcimbensidbinmid's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kinrutflapcimbensidbinmid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kinrutflapcimbensidbinmid four times a day.

2. You must love Kinrutflapcimbensidbinmid.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Kinrutflapcimbensidbinmid in the centre of the settlement.