Milrapxin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, annoying dryad.

Milrapxin created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Milrapxin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Milrapxin, he will turn you into a rat.

Milrapxin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Milrapxin's Holy Commandments

1. Milrapxin loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Fast once a month.