Ominkamjab Gudditwad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful gorilla.

Ominkamjab Gudditwad created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominkamjab Gudditwad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ominkamjab Gudditwad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ominkamjab Gudditwad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ominkamjab Gudditwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ominkamjab Gudditwad loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear magenta shoes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.